UPS

The U.P.S. is an evil c(ult/orporation) that operates under the guise of a package delivery service. They equip each of their minions with an evil superweapon that looks just like a pair of socks. They plan to one day destroy the entire earth with these weapons. This was uncovered by the simply astounding Tuna.

U.P.S. could stand for any of the following things:

• Unloving People of Satan
• Universal Pelt Supplier
• Ur a Speshal Puppeh
• UncycloPedia Spammers
• Something about servicing united parcels

Evil Plan

Completed steps are bold

1. Gain control of the package delivery industry for the entire universe
2. Build a weapon of mass destruction that is not only functional as clothing, but has the UPS logo on it
3. ???
4. Profit!

All this because you have no socks I have several pairs of ups socks and they are comfotable

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